There was an event a few weeks ago of momentous importance.
Naturally I was going to write about it, but I completely forgot.
You see, I got an email. Not any old email, but one from The Lord High Master Supershadow himself.
How the fuck could I forget that?
good evening grandad.
once again i decided to flick trough your website to time how long i could remain unoffended…
as you can imagine that didn’t last long..
dont you realize every post that promotes your smog porn puts bodies in morgues
Okay, apparently standard protocol demands that he starts off by accusing me of something. I’ll ignore that.
A month ago at a Jedi council meeting we had a discussion about the up and coming star wars movie – Solo – A star wars MovieDuring the debate some of group complained this movie was pushing a ‘snowflake SJW’ agenda..that the protagonist who replaces Harrison ford is nothing but a snowflake himself and hes in a romantic relationship with chewbacca the wookie in the movie.I pointed out that this was progressive and it was incumbent on star wars and the jedi to lead the way.The conversation became more heated and the issue of the female protagonist of The Last Jedi being a Mary Sue was argued.Eventually fists started flying and the cops were called.yours truly was in hospital for a day.
On reflection this has lead me to think that you could be right in some ways.
Sometimes something like this needs to happen for proper reflection.
The idea of a jedi is someone who does not get angry and is extremely fit and mediates between opposing groups.yet looking back, the Jedi at these Jedi council meetings are overweight single men in the 50’s who have taken an oath of celibacy (being Jedi), just like jedi daoku vorkuss whom you wrote about some time back. (He was present and charged with assault)While they neither drink or smoke they tend to eat a lot of pizza as most of these Jedi council meetings involve watching all the star wars movies back to back for hours. A sedentary life as you can imagine.One experiment was to ban pizza and bring treadmills to the the council meetings so these jedi could exercise while watching the movies at the same time..this turned out to be a disaster with people tripping over and getting breathless.the journal of the whill (the jedi bible) clearly states“The apprentice Jedi shall walk naked among the trees and the bushes and live off the fruits of the land for 7 months and 1 week. This will prime the apprentice in self sufficiency”
Quite honestly granddad I could not see any of these guys managing even one day among the trees and bushes clothed let alone naked.At this stage I couldn’t care less if you didn’t take your grand kids to see Solo- A star wars movie. I’m sure you don’t want them to end up like Daoku 40 years from now.
So for once I will give you one point (as they say in your euro-vision).
Its not often we agree so you may as well print this post off and put in on your wall.
Indeed, it is hanging in a gilt frame across from my chair. Not only that, but it is now immortalised on this great site forever.
Welcome to the real world, and kindest regards.