Some wishes for the Gubmint for the New Year:
Cut out the deadwood. Sack all those “advisors” whose advice has been shite to date anyway. Scrap all those committees, qangos and other departments that do fuck all other than keeping your relations’ bums on seats. Forget all those enquiries and investigations – they do fuck all except cost a fortune.
Gubmint should only fund essential services. If people want sports fields, or museums or whatever then let those people pay. If they want them badly enough then they should cough up for them and not the rest of us. Your job is to look after national and international affairs only. Leave local affairs to the locals.
And while I’m at it, stop paying yourselves silly money as “salaries and expenses”. Your salaries should be tied to the national average wage with no bonuses or perks. Equally your pensions should start at pensionable age and be equal to the normal state pension. Live like the rest of us and see how you like it.
Scrap 95%of the current laws. The vast majority are just sticking plaster on older laws anyway. Scrap any law that isn’t there solely for the protection of the individual. If a law isn’t working scrap it and write a new one instead of just patching up the old one.
Where do I start with the health service? As above, sack all management, junior management, senior management, middle management, advisory management, technical management, public relations management and in fact everyone who isn’t qualified as a doctor or nurse. Add all accountants to that list too.
And stop this lark of protecting ourselves from ourselves. If we want to live unhealthy lifestyles then that’s our business, not yours. If I want a nanny I’ll go and hire one for myself. So fuck off entirely in that area.
If you follow half the above, you’ll have saved a few billion already [and the place will be a lot more efficient as a bonus]. You won’t need half the income from taxes, so stop treating taxes as a bottomless pit. Any tax that isn’t solely for the running of the country and essential services is theft and should be treated as such.
Right. having sorted out the gubmint, let’s turn to another area that needs radical change in the coming year
Stop whinging. Twitter and Farcebook are not the real world. Stop complaining about everything you read then either don’t read it or else grow a pair of balls and debate your corner. The real world is a rough place and if you don’t learn the hard way to defend yourselves, then frankly you’re fucked. There is no relying on a “hashtag” when you run into problems there.
And will those of you in the LGBTRIGSGK community [or whatever it is nowadays] please make your minds up and then shut the fuck up. You are a tiny minority and we are tired of hearing about discriminations and rights. If you’re confused, just think what you are doing to others, in particular people younger than yourselves.
Follow the above and we’ll all have a Happy New Year.
Except maybe the gubmint and youth?