Saturday weirdness
I came across an article this morning.
Suspended employee obsessed with tall, long-legged women, court told.
I like tall long-legged women too. I like some short and medium legged varieties also. Is this wrong?
He was informed he was being suspended to protect individuals at risk based on an alleged fear that due to the stress of adverse publicity there might be a repeat of conduct previously complained of.
What? He is being suspended to protect people who were afraid that he might repeat doing something he didn’t do before, but that some people had thought he did?
However, as part of that investigation 700 pictures of “scantily clad”, tall, female fashion models downloaded to work computers by Dr Halpin were found.
The images were not pornographic, explicit or unlawful. However, some of them had been altered by Dr Halpin to make the women look taller.
Ah! So that’s it.
Thou shalt not play with Photoshop?
“Thou shalt not play with Photoshop?”
He , no doubt, further compounded the offence of ‘shopping by being in possession of a penis.
Maybe if he provides them with a photograph of his overly manly naked self, they could Photoshop out his penis? Job done.
Oh dear! I’ve been known to try that trick on photos of myself from time to time, to make pictures of slightly short, dumpy me look more like a long-legged, slender model (only a bit, I hasten to add – too much and it looks more comical than glamorous!). Should I report myself now, in case I offend myself at some future date?
How times have changed. When I worked at the naval dockyard during the 1970’s-80’s our welding bay was wallpapered using Playboy & Penthouse centre folds.
Long legs, short legs, personally I prefer something in between.
Yes, the bit between is the interesting part
Should fall under the heading of ‘Not on work time’
I agree with Bill Sticker. Thou shalt not play with Photoshop at work! Or, more to the point, though shalt not download over 700 images of scantily clad women into company computers and then play with them in Photoshop at work!
Okay, so he’s not really some sort of abuser. He was just stupid.