Another reason to hate Facebook
I came across this last night on Twitter.
“We created our standards to help make Facebook a safe place for people to connect with the world around them”
A fucking safe place?
Jesus wept!
I know Farcebook is a repository for cuddly kittens, “inspirational” quotes and what people had for breakfast but that really puts the lid on it.
Let’s wrap everyone up in bubble-wrap and surround them with Styrofoam beads. Let’s only talk of cute fluffy bunnies and how wonderful life is. Let’s have little quiet rooms dotted around the place where snowflakes can hum their mantras and feel safe. Let’s name all our children Bambi and feed them Tofu and bean sprouts. Let us never use negative words, and in fact examine every word we utter in case it offends some delicate sensibility
Let’s pretend the real world doesn’t exist.
Go fuck off, Facebook.
And when you have fucked off, get on your bike and go fuck off a lot more.
*wonders if an inspirational, motivational, photo of Hitler with the caption “Vegan, artist, Anti-smoker, animal lover and fond of children, decorated forces veteran, Europhile” would be taken down for being offensive….*
*wonders if BD is right*
Who is going to be first to try?
Oh yes, I like it, BD! That would be quite delightful!
I don’t mind Twatter, in fact it can be quite fun, and I usually spend ten of fifteen minutes most days there, but I fucking hate Farcebook. I’ve got a couple of accounts, but I only ever go on there to read a couple of smokers pages – Audrey Silk (New York) has a couple of good pages, and Iro Cyzane (? The Canadian lady) has a good one too. But that’s it. I never visit my own page, and wouldn’t have a clue what’s on there.
What is needed is a Grump Old FartBook (TM) where the truth does not offend, and if it does, “Sex & Travel”.
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I don’t have fecesbook on principle and neither do I have much in the way of ‘shopping skills. I’m sure someone else could do better.
Che Guevera was a murdering rapists! His portrait by Jim Fitzpatrick should be against facebook rules. Does it not glorify rapists and murderers?
Everything should be against Facebook rules.
I remember the times when Guevera was a folk hero amongst the youth. It all depends on who is writing the history books.
Yes but lets cut it some slack. It does a brilliant job of keeping most of the snowflakes away from the rest of us. Imagine how bad things would be if they had nowhere to go.
Bring ’em on, I say. I’d enjoy baiting them to see how long before they run to their “safe places”, or whinge about me on Twitter.
You do realise there is no such thing as a single snowflake in the sky!
People still have Twitter accounts? How wonderfully old fashioned.
Sorry, couldn’t resist.