Hard Core Porn
I have never watched “Love Island”.
Nor do I ever intend to.
In my book it’s just another large turd floating around the cesspool that passes for television entertainment these days. It’s down there with “Sex sent me to the ER” and “My teenage pregnancy” trying to entice the feeble minded into thinking they’re going to get a bit of sex.
Why should I give a fuck if some nonentity is giving a fuck to another nonentity? Is it going to broaden my horizons if some bloke shags two women in the one night? Do I really care if some slut cries because her “boyfriend” [who apparently she has only just met] is humping someone else?
Whatever happened to “Dixon of Dock Green” and “The Black and White Minstrel Show”?
I have seen a few pieces written about “Love Island”. Strangely enough they aren’t complaining about the blatant soft core porn on the screen. They aren’t complaining about the lack of entertainment. They aren’t complaining about idiots being used as entertainment pawns. Oh no. They are complaining because some of the participants in the programme actually smoke!
So it’s perfectly okay to show women of very low self esteem be used like inflatable dolls for the entertainment of the masses so long as they don’t smoke?
Being a person who looks to the future, this has given me an idea. The Interweb is awash with couples coupling in great graphic detail and no one turns a hair. No, the real hard core stuff of the future is going to be clandestine videos of people smoking cigarettes.
So I am going to start collecting some real hard core shit.
“Watch Cindy lose her smoking virginity with her very first Marlboro“.
“Two girls, One cigarette”
“Hot babe sneaks a quick puff in a car park”
And the real hard core kiddie pornography –
“Twelve year old takes a drag on a menthol“.
“Two ten year olds share their first cigarette”
I can see myself making a fortune with this stuff.
It is the future.
“Hot babe sneaks a quick puff in a car park” – Ha! That works on so many levels….
“Sexy slut inhales two at the same time“?
When the original “Big Brother” went post-ban, all the smokers were exciled to the garden area AFAIR, before the ban smoking was allowed inside the house…
Heh! Another programme I never watched.
Might I, perverted, dirty, disgusting Dwarf-with far too many Norfolk genes- that I am,just mention that tobacco used to be commonly used as an enema …both as a liquid and as smoke….?
…my work here is done.
A whole new meaning to the expression “Holy smoke”?
http://tobacco.stanford.edu/tobacco_web/images/tobacco_ads/targeting_women/objectifying/large/objectifying_4.jpg
“Brunette takes a load in the face” ??
Not bad, not bad at all as captions go…but I was hoping you’d continue the ‘holy smoke’ theme…
‘Mandy pushes her pert hole towards the smoke, feeling it roll over her cheeks’ (yeah I know, that’s a bit too 50 Shades/Clit-Lit for a good porn title).
https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9yJD8CWa–8/URTDzS8LbuI/AAAAAAAAbJ4/H-IJG_3hPBc/s1600/blowing_smoke_up_your_ass.jpg
Seems Rule 36…(17)36 applies …and with the added option of necrophilia if the smoke didn’t ‘revive’ the lady in question. Damn but those Old Time pervs knew how to party!
[Internet Rule (17)36 states: If you can think of a perversion then you can be sure that Great Great Great Great Granddad already did and there is a wood cut print or Hieroglyph to prove it]
“Dying man takes it up the ass”
Could almost be classed as a Snuff Movie?
Puff movies, starring Nick O’Teen?
Super King Size? More B&H less BDSM. Are you a Player..s, baby? Take a trip behind my Zip…Po.
Or maybe Old School? Really Old School Charm? You’re never alone with a Craven A.