There I am, sitting in my comfy chair and half dozing.
My mobile phone rings.
I grab the phone but accidentally press the sleep button [on the side of the phone where I would naturally grasp].
Phone goes dead.
Fire up the mobile phone again.
Caller phones me back.
I go to answer [keeping well away from the fucking sleep/on/off button].
Somehow I manage to launch the browser which naturally covers the Answer icon.
By the time I get rid of the browser and find the Answer icon, the caller has gone again.
Third time lucky – caller phones me again.
I manage to get the Answer icon to work after a load of futile flicking.
Have conversation [peppered with apologies from my end and a tinge of annoyance from the other end].
Hang up phone.
In process of putting phone back in my pocket I somehow hit the Return Last Call icon.
Manage to hang up before the poor sod gets to pck up.
Caller calls be back wanting to know why I was ringing him back and why the fuck did I hang up on him just as he answered.
More grovelling apologies.
I never had that kind of problem with the old rotary dial Bakelite phone……….