A cautionary tale — 6 Comments

    • Don't be daft!  We all know that [redacted] and his boyfriend [redacted] don't go for the women.

  1. Perhaps you should send him an email from her address with an attachment that he will feel compelled to open. A dose of some really vicious malware might serve to focus his mind a bit. You might see if you could add in a nice little virus, too.

    • To be honest, I'm not sure he has her email address.  He seems to have everything else so I wouldn't be surprised.  I must ask her.

      In the meantime I have a lovely selection of viruses [I keep 'em as they don't work on Linux, but there's always a rainy day?]  I might send him a mail from one of my [many] addresses containing my version of Ebola……

  2. Go for it, Gramps!  It might even be kind of therapeutic.  All that stuff that sends your blood pressure sky high but that you, like the rest of us, can’t do anything to stop – you can focus all your frustrations and rage on him.  All those politicians who drive you mad with their insane ideas and their nonsensical ideas about “how to run a country” – let him represent them and receive the full weight of your fury.  All those unthinking nobodies who gladly go along with whatever the tabloid journalists and the “experts” tell them – well he can be your own personal drone, to “correct” as you see fit. As I say, it isn’t personal – it’s therapy!

    I’d bet my bottom dollar that after a couple of weeks of really serious rage-venting from your good self he’ll never trouble your friend ever again.  He won’t dare!

    • As the man says – I am pondering my options.   It has just occurred to me that he might even have found this site through one of those weird treads in the Interweb, in which case I won't show my hand just yet! 😈

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