Early morning erection
I have been getting up rather early for the last few days. An old pal of mine has been doing a little bit of a job in the garden. The fucker insisted on starting at eight in the morning which … Continue reading →
Monthly Archives: June 2015
A free lunch
Governments are renowned for coming up with harebrained schemes. Our lot have surpassed themselves. "Let's give free medical care to all children in the state who are under six." While on my wee break Down Wesht, I happened to see … Continue reading →
Smoking, hard hats and the cane
I received an email a few weeks ago. It was simple enough – would I be kind enough to do an interview? I was in a good mood at the time so I agreed, despite the fact that I invariably … Continue reading →
Penny’s Hole
Our Penny is a strange dog. There are times when I wish she could talk, though doubtless then I would wish that she would shut the fuck up. She has this strange habit of developing a fascination for a particular … Continue reading →
