Once more I find myself in trouble with the authorities.
Try as I might it seems I can't do right for doing wrong. I do my best to be polite, reasonable and even in moments of extreme provocation, good humoured, but all to no avail.
I have been given another lashing by Supershadow.
Once again you have continued to shock and suprise and as usual for all the wrong reasons.
I write this letter as a letter of protest but I will attempt to be both courteous and critical at the same time.
Like myself – courteous and critical.
Last thursday Myself and Lord bruticus organised a jedi training day at the coruscant temple here in Los angeles. A section on health of mind and body was delivered by yours truly to both parents and teenagers present.
Two things confuse me here – I though you were so high up in the ranks that no one knows your true identity, yet you parade yourself in front of the masses? And I thought Bruticus was on the Dark Side? Don't tell me you have turned traitor?
Part of my presentation related to the dangers of smoking and more recently Electronic cigarettes. When showing a video on the subject on youtube I recognised your username on the suggestion. It was with shock and horror that I discovered the following:
Damn! I'd forgotten all about that video. I stuck it up donkey's years ago and forgot all about it. I see it;s had 13,000 visits – is that "viral"?
I see the years haven't been to kind to it. The quality is now crap. Those twats in YouTube must have let it get damp.
bad enough promoting cancer on your web site without PROMOTING YOUR SMOG PORN ON YOUTUBE AS WELL???
I weep for the children who have mislead by your video. I weep for those dying on hospital beds right now because of smoking related illness's. And yours is not the only video.
Smog Porn? I like it!! It has a catchy ring to it.
However, I think it's time for a little lesson here. Listen carefully here, SS and you might learn something.
An electronic pipe produces vapour. OK? Not smoke, but vapour. It is about as likely to damage you [or anyone] as the steam off a mug of coffee. In case you didn’t notice, there was a battery in the bowl, not tobacco. If you are going to go around saying that electronic cigarettes [and pipes] are as bad as smoking then I can only assume you are in the pay of Big Pharma, as they are the only big losers in this game.
I have red flagged your video with you tube. If removing your video will save just one life then it will be worth it.
Either they are very slow, or they have more sense, as the video is still there. And since when did a video kill anyone?
Some day there will be a jedi one world government. I just hope you will live long enough to reach that day so I can personally see that you are brought to justice. Forget about the regional shaaba I will personally see that you are brought before the council of morm-jordil itself.
Funny you should mention my longevity. I posted about my new page only a couple of days ago. Take a read. it's a bit of an eye-opener. Maybe I'll outlive you and the Jedi One World Government? I shall look forward to meeting you though.
What will you do when the Jedi Appropriatti (jedi police) call to the door? There will be no more bravado, no more derogatory remarks about star wars fans or the films.
If they come knocking at my door, I shall be supremely surprised [and that’s putting it mildly]. I suppose I shall offer them tea or coffee. I might even offer them a pipe full of baccy, in the interests of world peace, but that's unlikely. And I never made derogatory remarks about the Star War films apart from saying they were pretty mediocre.
You don't understand the sacrifice. I quote once again from the Journal of the Whill:
"For the Jedi balance of the Force is his very reason for existing. Better that a Jedi abandon family rather than let the Force be unbalanced – be he a father, grandfather, uncle or brother. This is the Jedi discipline"
Some day the name Mickey Suttle will be mentioned with reverence by future generations.
Eventually microsoft, apple, intel and all the other major corporations will all be merged under the umbrella of Suttle Enterpises Incorporated.
Do you want a website for Suttle Enterprises Incorporated? My prices are reasonable.
Then the mood chip will be rolled out to the public.
The time of reckoning is here for you grandad.
Step through before its too late.
Step through what? You keep nagging me to change my ways, but you don't exactly lay out the path you want me to follow. Do you want me to stop having erotic fantasies about Princess Leia? Do you want me to wave my sabre around in public? Just tell me.
Incidentally, not having visited that video in years I see there are a few comments that have appeared from somewhere.
"Sounds Irish to me" Very perspicacious?
"You are the classiest person I've ever seen on Youtube." Aw! How sweet. Maybe I should do some more?
Nah! I don't want to kill anyone.