Holiday time
Those of you who have been following my musings over the years will know the affection, esteem and, dare I say it, love we Irish have for our politicians. Our love for our Glorious Leaders rivals that even of the North Koreans.
They have a very hard time deciding how to spend the taxes we willingly give them and of course we rely on them to provide the guidance as to how we should live our lives. We would be utterly lost without them.
Unlike most countries, we want to show our appreciation for all their hard work and diligence so each year we send them all on an all expenses paid holiday to the destination of their choice. Not only that but we send their families too, though for the sake of accounting we count the extras as "civil servants", "advisors" and the like.
This is where we are sending them this year –
US – Taoiseach
France – Tánaiste
Canada – Michael Noonan
China – Brendan Howlin
Italy – Richard Bruton
New York – Joan Burton
San Francisco – Jimmy Deenihan
London and Birmingham – Pat Rabbitte
United Arab Emirates – Phil Hogan
Mexico – Alan Shatter
New Zealand and Eastern Australia – Simon Coveney
Japan and Korea – Frances Fitzgerald
Boston and Cleveland – James Reilly
Atlanta and Savannah – Minister Leo Varadkar
Washington DC – Attorney General Máire Whelan SC
Lebanon – Paul Kehoe
Scotland – Jan O’Sullivan
Pittsburgh and Philadelphia – Dinny McGinley
Spain – John Perry
Netherlands – Michael Ring
Vietnam – Kathleen Lynch
Germany – Fergus O’Dowd
Chicago and Kansas City – Sean Sherlock
Romania – Ciaran Cannon
Western Australia – Alan Kelly
Russia – Alex White
Norway – Tom Hayes
Belgium and Luxembourg – Paschal Donohoe
Now you may think this is rather an extravagant gesture, costing us millions when we are hard pressed to pay the electricity bills?
It's because they're worth it.
Or at least because they think they're worth it.
http://www.wakingtimes.com/2014/02/17/4-things-powers-dont-want-know-anarchy/
Jimmy Denihan to San Francisco -prefarance??(nudge,nudge,wink,win.say no more guv,saay no more)
Ciaran Cannon to Romania-I hope the Roma kidnap the fucker because we won't pay any ransom
San Francisco apparently will tolerate just about anyone. Even Jimmy Denihan?
Vietnam – Kathleen Lynch????
What the blue fuck did she go there for?
Very strange…….
Obviously got into someone's bad books? Heh!
I'm gratified to see that none of them are being paid to come here to Greece. Reilly in particular. He'd get short shrift here – this is smoker country! 🙂
They value their health. All that smoke flying around the place – it's a wonder anyone is alive.
Does anyone know of a really good reliable ]and inexpensive] assassin/hitman in either Boston or Cleveland? Preferably a smoker?
Not personally,but my kid brother live in garfield heights for a few years and has ,to put it mildly,an "eclectic" array of acquaintances in said city.I must pick his brains.(I'd say you could get a good employee for the price of a bottle of black bush)
Send me a picture of him and what dates he'll be in town.
Brianf,do you mean a picture of my brother Reilly (who looks like an ex military man ) or the other reilly(who looks like an obese politician with a beard) ?
That's not a beard! It's a scruffy apology of an effort.
My apologies to you and and yours,and to all the beards everywhere.'tis nowt but a tussock.
Welcome to the club. It looks like Phil and Alan got the best and worst respectively. 🙂
I'm glad I'm not paying for any of those fuckers to go anywhere!
Who's Dinny mcGinley ? the bus driver?
Lebanon?! Who the fuck celebrates Paddy's Day in Lebanon?!!!!! I've got this picture in my head now of Hezbollah warlords cruising round Beirut's main streets in open top jeeps wearing oversized green hats and trading in their AK-47s for inflatable tricoloured hammers.
Mind you, it's an awful pity they didn't send Shatter there. He would've blended in there nicely 😀
Wot, no minister is going to North Korea to start international trade in mushroom clouds!?
For all those Irish politicians traveling to somewhere in the US…
…how many of 'em do you want back? (I can also offer you a special rate for the one going to Mexico)