Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
The accused stands before you today, charged with the most heinous crimes against not only the people of Earth but of the entire Multiverse.
Your job is to listen to the evidence against Grandad and when he is found guilty, you must decide his fate.
Case for the Prosecution [via email] –
well grandad its been six years since i left my first comment on your site. ‘boycott ewan mcgregor for insulting star wars fans’ was posted by me and my comrades on many blogs world wide but you were the only one to turn an important issue into something of scorn.
Over the years I have raised concern about the content of many of your posts- all met with scorn and derision.
Going forward I would like to bury the hatchet, wipe the slate clean and give our relationship a fresh start.
Of course this is a 2 way street grandad, the ‘me against the world rhetoric that you spout out with every article. The fact that your little country desires to make it a smoke free zone by 2025 should be met with joy and celebration not derision and sarcasm. Why are all plans by the authorities met with scorn on your blog. why not use your posts as a pat on the back (proverbially speaking). you see grandad, you must examine reality from a new perspective, which changes everything. The average person isn’t given such salvation because they are never told the full truth about the deepest secrets of the Multiverse.
ITS NOT ABOUT THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX GRANDAD , BUT JOINING WITH ALL THE OTHER BOXES TO MAKE ONE BIG BOX…YES GRANDAD THE SUM OFF ALL HUMANITY IS ULTIMATELY THE ONE…AND THAT ONE IS A CONSCIOUS IN ITSELF.
If you had all the absolutely 100 percent correct A + + + answers to the ultimate exam, would you unleash this inside information or would you choose to be original on the most important test of your life ? ? ?
why should the IMPERIAL OVERLORDS(AND DONT LAUGH GRANDAD THEY DO EXIST) provide mercy to modern NEGATIVE Human Beings LIKE yourself in the present day ? ? ? YOU worthless mortals think very, very extremely highly of yourselves. This time the ethereal deities of forever are not amused,
You may scream for mercy when they appear before you grandad.
I dont think you will ever be like me..I have dated super models, I have access all areas at the pentagon and I get regular call from president obama for advice on world issues. (I have a natural 5000 IQ with absolutely no technological enhancements)
Grandad you need to see that we need one world governemnt. without an earth superpower how will we populate other planets..your posts are just a microcosm of the conflict between the nations of the world.
Trillions and trillions of years ago in the long forgotten past, the Miraders (the greatest of all extraterrestrial alien civilizations) were the first ultra super mega genius flesh and blood species to rise from the absolute darkness of the great nothingness.
This is why you need us grandad. We are here to protect you from yourselfs. Al gore is a nobody.
Yes grandad you are probably foolishly laughing right now but yes i have been in touch with those miraders(along with 90 of the council of morm jordil-the other 10 per cent have no idea)
Since they were unable to meet the Ultimate Supernatural Maker, the Miraders decided they would actually become the Supreme Creator. To achieve this noble and attainable goal and over the span of countless millions of eons, the Miraders developed highly and massively godlike computer minds in the manner of brilliant robot machines, which could create even much, much greater artificial constructs as the evolution of intelligence exploded completely out of control. Eventually, Mirader could monitor, record and control every microscopic particle on their planet and in their local star system.
So finally grandad over the 6 years i have been doling out piece meal the truths of the universe to you-the above being the most significant.
With these truths I am hoping you will amend your attitudes going forward..you are just a spec of sand in the middle of the ocean of the universe.
take yourself off your own (constructed) pedestal
may the force be with you
The very, very greatly exalted and extremely highly esteemed Mickey Suttle is the legendary Star Wars expert genius guru icon mastermind, who completely revolutionized the creation of Star Wars motion pictures.
Case for the Defence
The Accused humbly awaits your verdict and sentence.