If you have emailed lately
I you have emailed me recently and I haven’t replied yet, then please accept my apologies.
I try to answer each mail individually and this can take a little while.
The problem is that I apparently have become quite popular lately, with a corresponding increase in mails.
Shit happens when you go away for a weekend, eh?
I’ll bet the Revenue Commissioners have just copped onto your e-mail. Maybe its The ESB (Electricity, fucking robbers, Ireland) inquiring about certian cables to the neighbours gaff. Its perhaps the spammers, that you just love, sending you their “greetings”.
Maybe it’s all those Euros that the fucking German’s robbed off me. They all want to come home again.
Cardi – I was only away for a couple of hours. Imagine what it would be like after a fortnight’s holiday?