They say the Interweb is your friend.
If you have a query about any subject on earth, that you will find the answer on the Interweb.
I mentioned before how our dog has developed a rather unsavoury habit of plunging her head down between her hind legs and then making a loud series of gulping sloshing noises. To say it is a tad nauseating is to put it politely, particularly as she loves doing it at mealtimes.
Last night I thought I would try to find a solution to this little problem so I did a little search on Google.
I used the words “dog licking”.
All I got was a massive list of sites telling me all I wanted to know about dogs licking their paws.
Not much use.
I decided to be a little more specific.
I tried “dog licking fanny”.
For some reason, presumably only known to Google, it assumed I wanted “dog licking pussy”.
That is fucking DISGUSTING!
I didn’t know that kind of thing was allowed on the Interweb.
I really feel quite ill.
I suppose I’ll just have to bring her to the vet instead.