I see they are introducing Interweb censorship in the UK.
It’s only right and proper, as we all know that children must never ever see images of boobies or willies. They are disgusting unnatural things and their sole function is to sully young people’s minds. We are better off without them.
Of course the censorship will have to extend to profanities too. We can’t have our pure and innocent children calling us motherfuckers and cunts now, can we?
Naturally any mention or even a hint of a mention of cigarettes is out. We all know that the word alone is sufficient to cause a massive coronary even in the youngest of the young, and even if they survive that, the word will inflict a lifetime’s addiction on them.
And what about seditious writings? We all know [in fact the science is proven] that seditious writings lead to anarchy and we can’t have our children growing up thinking that politicians are not wonderful people who only have our interests at heart. Personally I think everything on the Interweb should be banned apart from YouTube videos of Teletubby programmes.
I have only one thing to say on this…..
I would like to thank all my UK readers and commentators. It’s been great chatting with you all.
Somehow I think I am soon to vanish off your screens.