I have to hand it to the Green Party.

I have never made a secret of the fact that I love animals.

For as long as I remember, I have been against blood sports.  I hate hair coursing, badger bating, fox hunting and most of all, deer hunting.  You would imaging then that I would be pleased with the passing of the stag hunting bill then?

I am fucking furious.

Yesterday I was cheering on anyone who was against the bill.  I was praying that the bill would fail.  But what brought about that change in attitude?

Our Green Party.

In the space of a few short years, they have turned me from an environmentally conscious, animal loving person into someone who will do anything to pollute the world.  I fucking hate the Greens with a passion to the extent that I will argue against anything that they support.

I am sick of that nut-case Gormless.  I am sick of his smug self-satisfied smirk. I fucking hate that Ryan eejit with a passion.  The sight of him grinning at me from everywhere is driving me to murder.   I would love to smash that white-haired witch who never says anything but is always hanging around Gormless’ shoulder looking like she is about to cast a spell on the photographer.

These fools have propped up the most inept, criminally incompetent government in the history of the state.  They have approved all the bank bailouts and every move that is set to bankrupt our country for generations to come.  And all they can come up with is fucking electric cars, CFL light bulbs and stag hunting.  I have reached the stage that I am anti anything they like.

So I really have to hand it to them.  They have changed my life long ideals.  I now steadfastly refuse to have anything to do with anything that claims it’s environmentally friendly.  ‘Sustainable’ is now a dirty word.  I am going into the business of tractor tyre burning and dumping offal in reservoirs.  Fuck them and their namby pamby ‘Green’.

I swear to God, if I were a TD, I would vote for a total ban on smoking and drinking if the Greens were against it.