The Perfect Pipe
For as long as I can remember, I have been searching for the perfect pipe.
I wanted a pipe that was comfortable and well balanced, and it must provide a cool dry smoke.
My first perfect pipe was the Ronson. It was lovely, as it had a nice cooling system built in. Unfortunately, it turned out to be not so perfect after all, as the bowl screwed into the stem, and after a while the threads in the wooden bowl wore, and the damn thing leaked.
I tried a Falcon. Again, that had had exactly the same problem as the Ronson, and I gave up on that. Tobacco juice is not pleasant stuff when it leaks everywhere.
I have a grand range of briars which I have smoked for years, but they all suffer from the same problem – the juice tends to make the tobacco at the bottom of the bowl soggy and towards the end, the smoke becomes somewhat acrid. As a result, half my tobacco gets chucked away.
A couple of years ago, I found a great web site – Elie’s Freehand Pipes. What attracted me was the sheer artistry of the pipes he produces. They are all made by himself in his workshops.
Some time ago, I bought an Elie’s Comrade. This was an excellent pipe. It had a grand cooling and filter system, and had a series of interchangeable bowls. It did suffer from a minor design flaw that meant that after a while, leakage started between the bowl and the stem. Maybe it was just mine – I don’t know – but it meant I was having to cope with juice on my hands again.
A few weeks ago, I was browsing his site, and I noticed that he has developed a new range – his EKool range. They looked great. I wrote to Elie, who incidentally is the most helpful bloke you could meet and made enquiries.
To cut a long story short, I have found the Perfect Pipe.
So what is so special about it?
For a start, all joints are metal to metal, so there are no wooden threads to wear. Then the mouthpiece extends down inside the stem with an ingenious cooling system to prevent goo or liquid reaching the mouth. When liquid begins to condense and collect, it is a simple matter to quickly unscrew the plug at the end to drain it. The tobacco remains dry and can be smoked to the last scrap. The bowls are interchangeable too, and I got a lovely selection. Last but not least, I think it looks great. It’s different. It also looks a little on the illegal side, which is a added bonus.
If there is anyone out there contemplating a pipe purchase, then I suggest you toddle over to Elie’s site. There is something there for everyone. Quite honestly, I would be tempted to buy some even if I didn’t smoke.
Incidentally, Elie doesn’t know I’m writing this. He didn’t ask me to and I’m only doing it because I am so impressed.
Mind you, if he sees this, and feels he has to respond, I wouldn’t half mind a d’ElieSmoke. Heh!
…..but what’s the PREFECT pipe, Grandad?!?!
Aw FUCK!! Why can’t spellcheckers use a bit of intelligence? Thanks for that. 😐
And there was I thinking you were alluding to something that I’d have to keep a lookout for on a Saturday night. 😉
So it’s a fancy bong then? You could saved a lot of time and trouble had you just put together an old biro, some tin foil, water and an empty 2 litre coke bottle.
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Shameless, Groandad. Utterly, irredeemably shameless. Mind you they do look nice. Hmmm ….
I have many of Elie’s Pipes. They smoke perfectly and truly all handmade works of Art.. I also retail his work at my retail smoke shops
not twitter? A bong please~
apparently your brain may have been in that same coke bottle you use as a bong~
Arhonda – You are strange? Dodging prefect pipes on a Saturday? Weird.
Not Twitter – Unfortunately that’s out of the question. I don’t go for Coke – too sweet and sickly.
Cap’n Con – There is no harm in trying? I’m going to keep an eye on the post, just in case…..
Elliot – Great! He truly is a genius in the world of pipes? I think if I won the lottery, I’d have racks of them, purely for decoration.
Nice little post Grandad ..
I’m something of a traditionalist .. so, sadly these pipes are just not for me ..
I have a dozen pipes, all of which .. apart from two are Petersons .. either Briar or Meerschaum .. Give me a nice Peterson any day ..
Last time I was in Dublin I bought three new ones .. well, it would have been rude not to .. Lol
As regards the “goo” problem .. I have a lovely Peterson “Killarney” which takes 9mm filters .. so no problems there ..
I’ve also tried the little wire gauze filters in the bottom of the bowl (better than the chalk jobbies, which tend to disintegrate) ..
I not the kids in this town have taken up the pipe too. There’s some sort of shop cafe place near where I live and they are all in there day n night puff puffing away….dirty bleeders…
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Cap’n H – I have a Peterson or two [or three?] myself. The trouble with the filters is you have to keep replacing them which can be messy. One of the things I like about the new one is that it is effectively filtered with no replaceable parts. Ever try a churchwarden?
Manuel – I thought you had been to New York? Or was it New Amsterdam all the time?
Hmmm .. I wonder which filters you’ve been using if you find them messy to change Grandad ?
I use Vauen “Dr Perl” (a German brand) & find that by changing it daily, there’s no mess & it isn’t totally soaked in goo either ..
No .. I’ve never tried a Churchwarden .. I’ve had a go at a Clay pipe .. it didn’t last long .. Lol
The pipes which tend to get smoked most often are all Peterson’s .. a Donegal “Rocky” in a Sherlock Holmes style .. a sand-blasted Meerschaum & my “Killarney” in polished Briar ..
Bernadette here has a nice old collection of clay pipes she found during low tide on the River Thames, London. They’re a few hundred years old and I think they were sold with the tobacco in them. They’d get chucked once they were used.
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Cap’n H – It’s not so much that they are messy to change – it’s more a case of having yet another thing to cart around all the time. I was always running out of the damned things. You should try a churchwarden sometime. It’s an excellent smoke, but the fecking pipe is so brittle that it is very easy to damage. I had two, and they both snapped.
Mick – Why are you sending your missus into the Thames mud at low tide? Is there something that I’m missing?
elliott, fuck off. Don’t use bongs, nor did I say I used bongs. You should try standing up. Sitting on your brain is denying it circulation.
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Not Twitter – Jayzus but there is no need for that. Lighten up or use a bong.
twitter”not”
Wow~ what a mess~ show’s class
Elliot – Go easy on him. We all know that not all highs are good highs.
I use a “combination” pouch Grandad .. with zippered compartments for my pipe, pipe-tool & space for a lighter and a couple of filters ..
Just the one thing in the pocket .. Lol