I am not interested
When will you miserable bastards learn that I am not interested in your precious Viagra?
You keep writing to me from your fucking “VIAGRA ® Official Site” which isn’t a fucking official site and has fuck all to do with Pfizer.
I couldn’t give a flying shite if you are offering me 82% off. I’m still not interested.
You are NOT a Canadian fucking Pharmacy. You are a wanker by the name of Edward Seversky, and in case you don’t know it, you live in Izhevsk, which, for your information, is in Russia, you vodka-swilling pig-shagging cretin.
Addressing a mail or letter to “Dear email@example.com” is not exactly going to endear me to you either, you miserable fuckwit.
I have no need for your “product”. If I want a stiffy, I’ll just make a quick call to my friend Sharon. That usually more than does the trick. In the unlikely event of that failing, all I have to do is peek over the wall to the next house where the Fine Thing there has a habit of bathing in the starkers. I don’t do that often, as I run the risk of pole-vaulting out of the garden and down the cliff, which wouldn’t be very funny. What would I want with your miserable offerings?
I see that as well as offering Viagra you also sell Viagra Professional. What’s this? Taking a leaf from Microsoft? Do you also offer Viagra Home Edition and Viagra Server? Or is the latter for people in long term employment only?
Like a good wanker that you are, I suggest to get a firm grip on yourself.
Go and do something useful.
Like swallow all your precious pills, and then go fuck yourself.
I’ll stick with Sharon, thanks.
What? I can’t even spam people to try and sell my products anymore?
I hereby revoke my offer of 82% off.
May you remain flacid for ever more. I’ve also kidnapped Sharon.
Maxi – Your revocation ain’t working! You are now offering 85% off? As for kidnapping Sharon – no chance. I have her too well guarded to worry over a threat like that.
Maybe it is a legitamte Canadian pharmacy spoofing the IP and user agent of some guy in Russia. I mean, we all know how honest and forthright these guys in Russia are with their emails. Right? 😉
Brianf – Then they should stop using Chinese domains!
Maxi C Please send any extra samples you might have to Himself, he’s been moaning around here about his bad ankle giving him fits. So I was thinking if he took enough of that stuff: 1 He would have a third leg to walk on, and quit whining, or 2 He would kill himself with all the other meds he’s on, and quit whining. Either way…
The intervase. I’m told that much of the activity on the net is related to pornography. And the remainder seems to be dominated by offers for Viagra. I can only conclude that there is a relentless amount of activity going on out there in the world and not much of it prudent nor profitable.
Makes you wonder how many Air Condom flights are solo.
Capt Con – It only goes to prove that the world is full of wankers?
I see that my little spam redirection Add-on for Thunderbird I whipped up is working well. Hope you don’t mind that I used your email address for a test run. I thought it might give you something else to post about if you happened to be in need of quick and easy subject matter.
.-= Kirk M´s last brainfart .. Life takes precedence =-.
Kirk M – When did I ever need a quick and easy subject matter?!!