Any offers?
FOR SALE
Ribbed condom.
Only used three times.
Perfect condition.
No reasonable offer refused.
WANTED
Maternity wear.
Absolute discretion guaranteed and expected.
Apply within.
Head Rambles
A sideways look at life by an Irish Grandad
FOR SALE
Ribbed condom.
Only used three times.
Perfect condition.
No reasonable offer refused.
WANTED
Maternity wear.
Absolute discretion guaranteed and expected.
Apply within.
I’m interested, if it’s as effective as the pair of ads suggest.
Xbox – I wouldn’t know. I just put this here on behalf of a friend.
Sure, a “friend”
Of course, a friend. Herself reads this occasionally, so I have to keep his identity a secret.
Sounds as if someone has already “applied within”!!
Was that Johnny Rotten ?
hmm my opening offer is 5 euros hee hee. are you trying to telling us all something granddad. Are we going to be hearing the pitter patter of tiny feet.
John O – Would you like to place a small deposit?
TT – No names. No pack drill.
Vicky – 5 euros? You must be joking! Extra large, and extremely comfortable [or so I’m told]. You won’t hear the patter of tiny feet in this house, apart from Minnie.
oh well god loves a tryer hee hee.
I never took you for a squaddie
TT – I hope you never took me at all!
Aw, come on people! Not one decent offer?
I’ll tell you what……
I’ll even wash them first.
You can’t ask for more than that.
er, why? Honestly? Why?
For the hard times we keep hearing about?
THEM?. I’ll go six euro if there’s two or more. Can you deliver the goods?
Stipes – Six euro for hours and hours of pleasure? Cheapskate! And I don’t deliver.