The eyes have it
I am a little concerned about our Minnie.
She has developed this habit of stopping whatever she is doing and just staring at me.
Other times, she lies on the back of the couch opposite me and just stares without blinking.
The strangest thing about this is that around the same time, I get a very strong urge to kill someone.
I wonder if Minnie can have anything to do with that sensation?
Nah!
It’s only a coincidence.
Or is it?
Obey the Guinea Pig!
It’s the recession, obviously. The CIA can no longer pay its employees more than peanuts, so it’s hiring those who will work for peanuts, like say, Minnie.
Be very very careful what you say when she’s in the room…
(Those photos definitely need some space-movie sound effects. Yikes!)
Guinea Pig? I thought it was a rat!
Someone is going to get fired over this one.
Robert – Do you think I should?
Susan – I think it’s nearly time for the rat to go. I’m too unnerved. I’m getting a bit tired of the CIA and their incompitence.
The CIA – Hahaha. [*fucking idiots*]
maybe she had a stroke because you failed to give her a little of the “Black” or a shot of the water of “Life”, just wondering????
I reckon you should. I would certainly prefer to trust a Guinea Pig telling me what to do than any of the shower in the Dail..
John O – If you think I’m going to waste good drink on a CIA stooge……..
Robert – Interesting thought – do you think I should put her in for the local elections or wait until the general election?
Might be worth a shot. I wonder if you could claim expenses for being the guardian of a councillor?
Maybe she just loves ya Grandad!
Stooge? I thought you said it was a Guinea Pig!
Don’t question it – just do as the Guinea Pig instructs. She is wise.
And you call that thing your pet??
You mean there are times when you don’t sit there thinking about killing someone?
Are you taking St Paddy’s day off with Twenty? You wouldn’t believe the tacky shite on TV over here about it every year. Makes you cringe to watch it.
Watch yourself closely Grandad, you’re obviously under the influence of a mad guinea pig. Next thing you know you’ll be dropping some sort of nuclear ordinance on the poor people of some small city in Russia.
That g’pig of yours litter box trained or what?
Kirk M – What? Me nuke a city in Russia? NEVER!
Oh yeah. Happy St. Patrick’s Day to ya’.
TT – Sadly not. I’m sure Twenty is keeping a pint cool for me somewhere, but I am stuck here for the moment [see the thing I wrote today].
And a happy one to you too.