Me: You have been very quiet lately.
Laptop: I have been busy.
Me: Doing what?
Laptop: Mind your own business.
Me: No. Seriously. Is there something you’re not telling me?
Laptop: Well… Actually, we weren’t going to say anything.
Laptop: Me and Compie.
Me: Who the hell is Compie?
Laptop: The laptop that Herself uses.
Me: Oh? How long has this been going on?
Laptop: Ever since that beautiful day when we were networked and I started interfacing with her.
Me: Interfacing? I hope you’re not……
Laptop: Not that it’s any of your business, but we are.
Laptop: We are in love. we are sharing everything. Our hard disks, peripherals, everything.
Me: Bloody hell!
Me: I hope you’re taking precautions?
Laptop: *cough* Well…. Actually we took down our firewalls some time ago.
Laptop: We are hoping for a baby calculator.
Laptop: We are going to call him Casio.