My funniest article — 12 Comments

  1. Knock Knock,KNOCK KNOCK,Oh hello I am from the USA and i am lost could you show me how to get BOOM BOOM?

  2. I used to be a door-to-door salesman. There’s nothing like been woken up from a nice mid-day nap to be asked if you’re thinking of changing your facia or soffits. It was the best part of the job in a way.

  3. You’re lucky the ESB is holding up the builders next door. Did you give them a call 😉

  4. You’ve made the short list of an award list – again. Do you mind not being so talented please.

  5. Popeyemoon – That is the first suicidal comment I have ever seen!

    Sean – Actually I was woken by the man delivering my groceries. I can’t be nasty to him. Some people in this world are important. [Not many though]

    Neighbour – Actually, I canceled the ESB altogether. If they start messing around next door, I get cut off, and I can’t have that. Don’t tell Them Next Door though.
    Incidentally, did you like the way I burned the roof off their house?

    Flirty – Did I? Oh shit!! So I did. Wow. 🙂 [I’ve only just woken up….]

    Hey!! We’re in competition.. 🙂 And you got two nominations. Congratulations 😆

  6. The roof was rotten (so is yours), so they were happy to replace it. Seems they have a double order of roofing timber now, as no-one could locate the carpenter that went missing from the job.

    You wouldn’t happen to know where he went?

  7. Neighbour – Stop casting nasturtiums at my roof. It’s been there for 200 years. It’s fine.
    Carpenter? Missing? Dear me.. I wonder what happened to him?

    Robert – Don’t bother. It’ll probably snow in a few minutes.

  8. The sun is indeed shining. Doesn’t life just improve immeasurably when that happens? If I were you, I’d have the deck chair out in the garden in a trice! Sadly, I have work to do 🙁

  9. *yawn*

    Grannymar – See you there……. 😉

    Karyn – I think I’ll wait a degree or two before I lie out, if you don’t mind?

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