Roadmap for Bertie — 13 Comments

  1. I like it – U turns, meandering, never getting straight to the point and, most importantly, crooked as fuck!

    A bit like a taxi driver really!

    Could go round in circles a bit more though.

  2. TBA – It is an actual road, so I left it as it was. I think it’s appropriate enough, though there are some very nasty bends ahead.

    Grannymar – That’s where this government is going….. Nowhere!

  3. Grandad,

    Just beyond the top left-hand corner of the map is the house in the Phoenix Park which will be vacant in four years time awaiting the arrival of an elder statesman.

    If you don’t believe it is possible, then follow the story of the Irish Press shares and Dev’s migration to the Aras.

  4. Ian – Please, please do not depress me. The thought of that stuttering eejit being stuck in the Park is not one to make my day. Anyway,with a bit of luck he’ll be in Mountjoy by then for embezzlement and corruption.

  5. At first I thought it was the road to hell, but then I realised there wasn’t a good intention in sight.

  6. It Suits the slimey little F**ker, but no matter how many bends it has it could never hope to be as bent as our dear Bertie..

  7. I’m a little Taoiseach,
    Short & Stout
    Get me payrise
    ‘fore I’m found out
    hear me shout,
    Watch Out, Missus;
    Ye’ll get a clout !

    (needs some work admittedly)

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