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Do I need bigger cock? — 36 Comments

  1. 5h4mr0(k – It always rises early in the morning, and wakes me up. I call it my ‘Morning Glory’. I just hope it doesn’t disturb the neighbours.

    JC – How do antibiotics stop a cock from waking up?

  2. You should probably get a few spares from the nice people on tinternets. In all fairness to the cock, it can’t live forever. It needs little proteges to take over it’s duties some day.

  3. Dalif – I always heard that if you have more than one cock, that they start fighting with each other, and I don’t want that.

  4. Very good!

    Think yourself lucky by the way – I get emails asking me if i want breast enlargements!

  5. I get emails every day asking if I want a bigger cock. I don’t even keep fowl!

    They’re even telling me I need a “Personal Puss”. Well let me tell you, I’m allergic to cats, personal or otherwise.

    They’re even trying to push medication on me but I’m not sick!

    These people need to a little more research into target audience.

  6. I know, EmptyHead. I get a lot of mails offering me pussies. I’m a dog person myself, so it is a bit annoying. I don’t want my dog chasing a pussy around the house, night and day.

  7. Now that you mention it, my cock does have a thing about a neighbour’s pussy and chases it around the place. Things only quieten down when the pussy goes shooting over a fence or up a tree. It’s quite a sight!

  8. LOL – you just love getting those porn Google ™ search engine hits don’t you!
    The comments are great!

  9. It must have been a typo. I think Sixty meant meant corn – you know, for feeding your cock.

  10. Thank God for that. Yes. My cock likes corn. It goes rummaging around in the dirt behind the house to see what it can find.

  11. My grandmother used to have a massive mug with “There’s nothing like a big COCK to wake you up in the morning!” emblazoned in massive red letters across the front of it. She didn’t get the joke at all and thought it was just one of those bits of crockery praising farmyard animals and their uses to man.

    I used always giggle a little when she’d slurp some tea from her big cock mug.

  12. Surely she must have known!! Mind you, I used to teach my mother all sorts of words to use with her friends. She never found out the real meanings. I hope…..

  13. Grandad, you crack me up. I’m glad Berties 3rd Nipple sent me a link to your blog. Best bit of entertainment anyone could have during working hours.

  14. I’m glad I’ve found something for you to be paid to do.

    Where is Bertie these days? I see you work in the same place?

    😉

  15. Hey grandad hows it hanging 😉

    Speaking of Cocks !
    I always wondered how did a cocktail (drink) get its name ?

    What is the difference between a straight rooster and a gay rooster?
    The straight rooster says cock-a-doodle-doo and the gay rooster says any-cock-will-doo!!!!!!! 🙂

    Can I say all that here ?? 🙂

  16. I don’t get those mails anymore. All I get now are folk trying to sell me lumpty-thymal-dehyde and stuff – To make me better, even if I’m not feeling sick.

  17. I feel ashamed… I thought you were talking about something else, right up until the very last line 🙁

  18. Alan – No. They aren’t paying me enough.

    Sneezy – You should take them.. They’ll make you sick enough to want the medical that the others try to sell you.

    Paul – What on earth could that have been?

    Sorry Ian, I was before his time.

  19. Has anybody seen my cock?
    My big Rhode Island Red,
    He’s mostly pink, with a little bit of blue
    And purple on his head.
    He stands straight up in the morning
    And gives my wife a shock
    Has anybody seen, anybody seen, anybody
    Anybody seen my cock?

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