The very sad person replies
He reads my blog!
I suppose that is something to be grateful for?
Anyway, “SuperShadow” has replied to my post below. I won’t allow the comment through because then he could post weird stuff whenever he liked. as if the site isn’t weird enough anyway…
He says by way of response [and I quote]
the jedi knights would clean up iraq in days and bring peace to to the problems ye have in the north of your country.
As I said this bloke is strange.
I wonder why the Jedi Knights didn’t go into Iraq in the first place? It would have saved the mess they have now. They still have time.
And, “SuperShadow”, if you could stop watching Star War films for a few minutes and breathe a bit of fresh air, you might find that the “problems I have in the north of my country” are pretty much in the past. Thank God. Frankly, the idea of a load of Jedi Knights rushing in and stirring the whole thing up again would piss a lot of people off. Thanks for the offer anyway.
He also sent me his website which says of him [again I quote]
As you would expect, all information regarding the legendary SuperShadow is above top secret (classified at the highest level). Mysteriously and very enigmatically, nothing is known about SuperShadow except that SS is very close, personal friends with George Lucas, the creator of Star Wars. Heralded by the fans as the most important, influential and ingenious Star Wars expert in history, SS completely revolutionized the way Star Wars movies are created.
His site also claims to be the official website of George Lucas. Wow!
I can confirm that he doesn’t masturbate to a picture of Yoda though, as he also sent me a picture of his girlfriend.
Very nice, “SuperShadow”.
Now I suggest you go away and leave me alone?
Grandad,
I really should get out more, but according to the UK Census of 2001, there were rather a lot of Jedi in the country, yep, this is serious stuff!
http://www.statistics.gov.uk/census2001/profiles/rank/jedi.asp
Given the fact that 390,000 of them can’t solve the problems of the traffic on the M25, I wouldn’t fancy their chances in Iraq.
Since we live in a galaxy far far away, I suspect this Shadow fellow is an Imperial spy who got lost somewhere on the intergalactic highway previously carved by the Vogons. Anyone who knows anything understands that the Jedi are far to busy anhiliating Gandarks on Tatooine to bother with the domestic problems of Earth. I have ordered a diplomatic mission to earth to dispatch and disarm such imposters. Should be there about tea time.
Ian – So Brighton and Hove is the Jedi stronghold?
Your Highness – I am honoured that you read me humble blog. Thank you for taking the trouble to sort out our problems. I admired you hugely in the first film [the only one I saw, I must confess]. I suppose sex is out of the question?
Great Grandad! Now I got spam post from your little friend supshadow.
This is what he wrote me:
BOYCOTT EWAN MCGREGOR NOW
HE HAS INSULTED STAR WARS FANS.
BOYCOTT MCGREGOR ENDORSEMENTS NOW
THE VIRTUAL JEDI COUNCIL OF MORM-JORDIL HAS ORDERED THAT THIS BLOG AND VARIOUS OTHER IRISH BLOGS BE USED TO SPREAD THE WORD
And I’m in complete different part of Europe. He needs help.
He has been spamming me all along. Same old sad nonsense.
HOWEVER…… He has tried to disguise himself by giving false e-mails, but I have his exact location. I am getting in touch with the authorities.
In the meantime, just delete his garbage. If you have Askimet, mark it as Spam, and he will be permanently blacklisted!