I have received my adoption papers.
I have the certificate to prove it.
It is even signed by George W himself.
Now this is strange. Has George W already forgotten the War on Terror that I waged against him? Or is he being cunning? I feel a little unsettled by this.
I am going to print off this certificate and wave it in the face of Immigration if ever I go to the States [unlikely], and they would have to treat me as one of their own.
Best of all though… I now have George W’s signature.
Think of the possibilities…..!!!!