Will you b*st*rds who are mucking around with my Interweb connection – STOP IT!!
You keep cutting me off every five minutes.
If you don’t like my blog posts, just don’t read them. There is no need to cut me off altogether. I am getting REALLY annoyed.
And when you do connect me, you won’t let me access Google. Where do you think this is? China?
In fact the only site I can access is my own.
Or am I the only person left in the world?
Has everyone left without switching off the lights?
Helloooo …….. ???