I'm going to burn down my neighbour's house — 10 Comments

  1. I found your site via – and the title of this post fascinated me. I too have this problem and had a similar thought. Yet will never follow through.
    But will be interested to know how it turns out for you. Sorry, won’t bail you out of jail/gaol!!

  2. OK. Which problem do you have? Problem neighbours or garden rubbish? Granted my idea would solve both.
    But I wouldn’t recommend just burning down your neighbours for the hell of it. I don’t think they give grants for that.

  3. Dammit! Why didn’t I think of that? All I have to do now is to find someone to sacrifice themselves in the cause of Political Correctness.

  4. Go to, you’ll find plenty of hippie liberal jizz-stains there that the world really could do without.

    As for the mini-Matterhorn, when we have that problem, my father dumps the lot in a van, heads on out to our cousins’ house in the sticks, and burns it there. The council haven’t caught us.


  5. I just spotted that post you had on your college days …

    It’s good to see that students have always had the capacity to do as little work as possible and still get away with it … *sniff* …

  6. @Grannymar – is she really like that? Does The Intended know?
    @Dario – I don’t have a van. I think I’ll just wait for a good drop of fog. And as for the other – yes. Some things don,t change thank God. Except we didn’t have drugs in those days. [Actually I think it was the lads in the Chemistry Wing that invented them]

  7. We already have – the Government [or is that Weapons of Mass Corruption?]
    You’re confusing people now Dario. You’re certainly confusing me: sticking comments under the wrong post 😉

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