As one or two of you may have noticed, I am very ill.
Well, not so much me as this poor site.
It is teetering on a knife-edge and is liable to collapse at any moment. The fire is confined to the engine room at the moment, but earlier it managed to break through to the upper floors, causing the whole site to collapse into a random selection of links and text. Fortunately no lives were lost.
I managed to quench that fire and the site looks like it used to do [not that I’m sure that’s a good thing?], but the inferno still rages Down Below.
The damage is considerable, and the only solution may be to move in the bulldozers and raze the lot to the ground, and to build a new and more solid site. This isn't as easy as it sounds as the architectural drawings were mostly done on the backs of cigarette packages and they are now outlawed, so the whole thing will have to be done from memory.
The hardest bit is that the site is in constant use so if I do decide on a new building, I'll have to do it from scratch, paint it and decorate it so nobody notices the differences and then move all the occupants over in a matter of nanoseconds so that hopefully they'll think they are still in the old place.
The paint store has just exploded.