And so it came to pass that the Synod of the Church of Climate Change did end.
The Elders of the Church did meet in Peru and did declare that the Truth is the Truth and all must pay for it, be they believers or heretics.
But the Great God Gore was pleased and did five laps of honour of the Earth in his private jet.
The Faithful were exhorted to go forth once more amongst the non-believers and to verily scare the shite out of them with scare stories and tales of doom and gloom.
Unfortunately, the non-believers have heard it all before.