I have an enquiring mind.
I like to know how things work and why they work. Why does this do this, and that do that?
Why to people only phone me when I’m having a dump? How do they know?
Why does it only rain when I forget to bring my coat? Does my forgetfulness really affect the weather?
I have a problem that has been nagging at me for the last couple of weeks [and it’s not Herself, this time].
Why doesn’t pubic hair grow like the rest of the bodily hairs?
This has caused quite a few sleepless nights and the stress is starting to take it’s toll.
Why is the hair on the top of my head very fine and straight, whilst all others are wiry and curly? But the most confusing of all – how come the pubic hairs stop dead at a couple of inches [I don’t know – I haven’t measured and I don’t intend to]? How come I have to have the occasional haircut and even trim the beard every year or so while the old pubes remain a constant length?
What if I had my pubes transplanted to my chin? Would that save on the annual trim?
I suppose it could be worse though.
If the pubes grew like the beard I would constantly be tripping myself up.