Comments on: Sex with a hippopotamus

By: Patrick Harris

Patrick Harris — Tue, 08 May 2012 12:06:12 +0000

So as to mss all the filth I would suggest wearing blinkers but then a riding crop, jodphurs, long boots and leather tackle (gasp, grunt, sweat), would also be required.
Forget it.

By: Grandad

Grandad — Mon, 07 May 2012 23:47:39 +0000

Oh sweet fuck!! I have now got the most horrific image in my head of Michael Noonan and Phil Hogan reclining on a bed wearing only a bra and knickers and beckoning for me to join them. Thanks very fucking much, Not Green. I feel sick......

Slab - That's the channel with all the alter-boys on it?

By: Slab

Slab — Mon, 07 May 2012 23:17:08 +0000

What about The Catholic Church Channel? They’ve been involved in screwing too.

By: Not Green

Not Green — Mon, 07 May 2012 21:46:58 +0000

They’re probably clearing the way for the Michael Noonan / Phil Hogan channel. These two can take turns telling you how they’re going to screw you over! Wait a minute……… they already have!

By: Grandad

Grandad — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:07:41 +0000

John - Nonsense. You know as well as I do that she is thick skinned. A hide like a rhinoceros, as it were.

By: John Mallon

John Mallon — Mon, 07 May 2012 18:52:20 +0000

I take grave exception to your portrayal, as you put it of, “Some bored haggard pox-ridden old housewife who is doing the dishes as she talks dirty”. She was lovely when we exchanged vows, as they all are, and your cheap use of a photo of her Mother, is nothing short of a personal attack.
A trip to the Four Goldmines might just be on, after I speak with my solicitors, Messrs Sue, Grabbit & Run.

By: Grandad

Grandad — Mon, 07 May 2012 14:56:11 +0000

Mossy - He is probably pissed because the missus has been checking his phone bill! Heh! Playboy Channel? I honestly wouldn't know where to look for it. And I'm not going to bother trying.

By: Mossy

Mossy — Mon, 07 May 2012 14:49:42 +0000

"All I can say is that it takes a filthy mind to see filth everywhere." Spot on GD. And he looks like a complete wanker as well. Probably watches the Playboy Channel. (Which I understand is available but have no personal knowledge of you).

By: Grandad

Grandad — Mon, 07 May 2012 14:48:24 +0000

Woodsy42 – I have been following that “debate” [use of quotes to signify that there is never ever any real policy determining debate] on the opt in/opt out filtering. I follow the rule that the more idiotic the proposal, the more likely it stems from Brussels, so it is only a matter of time before we too are subject to the same nannying. And have you noticed that there seems to be an increase in the number of “reality” TV programs showing people competing to lose weight? Very fucking subtle, I don’t think.

Incidentally, if they do introduce Interweb censoring, I suppose that is me rightly fucked……..

By: woodsy42

woodsy42 — Mon, 07 May 2012 14:13:20 +0000

As always nowadays Grandad issues afflict different countries with interesting coincidences of timing. Over here on the big island our brussels bootboys are becoming suddenly obsessed with porn on the Interwebs and the threat to our dear cheeeldren who might see something titilating. It’s therefore to be expected that your gubmint should set out on a similar display of hand wringing over the same issue, wait for it to be diverted into an Internet porn censorship debate.