Comments on: Sex with a hippopotamus http://headrambles.com/2012/05/07/sex-with-a-hippopotamus/ The rambling thoughts of an Irish Grandad Sat, 31 Jan 2015 00:43:07 +0000 hourly 1 By: Patrick Harris http://headrambles.com/2012/05/07/sex-with-a-hippopotamus/#comment-35537 Tue, 08 May 2012 12:06:12 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/?p=4586#comment-35537 So as to mss all the filth I would suggest wearing blinkers but then a riding crop, jodphurs, long boots and leather tackle (gasp, grunt, sweat), would also be required.
Forget it.

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By: Grandad http://headrambles.com/2012/05/07/sex-with-a-hippopotamus/#comment-35535 Mon, 07 May 2012 23:47:39 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/?p=4586#comment-35535 Oh sweet fuck!!  I have now got the most horrific image in my head of Michael Noonan and Phil Hogan reclining on a bed wearing only a bra and knickers and beckoning for me to join them.  Thanks very fucking much, Not Green.  I feel sick……

Slab – That’s the channel with all the alter-boys on it?

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By: Slab http://headrambles.com/2012/05/07/sex-with-a-hippopotamus/#comment-35532 Mon, 07 May 2012 23:17:08 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/?p=4586#comment-35532 What about The Catholic Church Channel? They’ve been involved in screwing too.

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By: Not Green http://headrambles.com/2012/05/07/sex-with-a-hippopotamus/#comment-35531 Mon, 07 May 2012 21:46:58 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/?p=4586#comment-35531 They’re probably clearing the way for the Michael Noonan / Phil Hogan channel. These two can take turns telling you how they’re going to screw you over! Wait a minute……… they already have!

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By: Grandad http://headrambles.com/2012/05/07/sex-with-a-hippopotamus/#comment-35530 Mon, 07 May 2012 20:07:41 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/?p=4586#comment-35530 John – Nonsense.  You know as well as I do that she is thick skinned.  A hide like a rhinoceros, as it were.

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By: John Mallon http://headrambles.com/2012/05/07/sex-with-a-hippopotamus/#comment-35529 Mon, 07 May 2012 18:52:20 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/?p=4586#comment-35529 I take grave exception to your portrayal, as you put it of, “Some bored haggard pox-ridden old housewife who is doing the dishes as she talks dirty”. She was lovely when we exchanged vows, as they all are, and your cheap use of a photo of her Mother, is nothing short of a personal attack. 
A trip to the Four Goldmines might just be on, after I speak with my solicitors, Messrs Sue, Grabbit & Run.

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By: Grandad http://headrambles.com/2012/05/07/sex-with-a-hippopotamus/#comment-35528 Mon, 07 May 2012 14:56:11 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/?p=4586#comment-35528 Mossy – He is probably pissed because the missus has been checking his phone bill!  Heh!  Playboy Channel?  I honestly wouldn’t know where to look for it.  And I’m not going to bother trying. 

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By: Mossy http://headrambles.com/2012/05/07/sex-with-a-hippopotamus/#comment-35527 Mon, 07 May 2012 14:49:42 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/?p=4586#comment-35527 “All I can say is that it takes a filthy mind to see filth everywhere.”


Spot on GD. And he looks like a complete wanker as well.
Probably watches the Playboy Channel.
(Which I understand is available but have no personal knowledge of you).

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By: Grandad http://headrambles.com/2012/05/07/sex-with-a-hippopotamus/#comment-35526 Mon, 07 May 2012 14:48:24 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/?p=4586#comment-35526 Woodsy42 – I have been following that “debate” [use of quotes to signify that there is never ever any real policy determining debate] on the opt in/opt out filtering.  I follow the rule that the more idiotic the proposal, the more likely it stems from Brussels, so it is only a matter of time before we too are subject to the same nannying. And have you noticed that there seems to be an increase in the number of “reality” TV programs showing people competing to lose weight?  Very fucking subtle, I don’t think.

Incidentally, if they do introduce Interweb censoring, I suppose that is me rightly fucked……..  :|

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By: woodsy42 http://headrambles.com/2012/05/07/sex-with-a-hippopotamus/#comment-35525 Mon, 07 May 2012 14:13:20 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/?p=4586#comment-35525 As always nowadays Grandad issues afflict different countries with interesting coincidences of timing. Over here on the big island our brussels bootboys are becoming suddenly obsessed with porn on the Interwebs and the threat to our dear cheeeldren who might see something titilating. It’s therefore to be expected that your gubmint should set out on a similar display of hand wringing over the same issue, wait for it to be diverted into an Internet porn censorship debate.

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