If you were up at the crack of dawn [and that is not Dawn!] at around half ten or eleven, you might have discovered that this site was off line.
If you were up at that time and didn’t try to access this site, then why not?
Leastwise, the Nerd was here doing some work on the site. He was worried about security or something so he took it asunder and rebuilt it.
Then he started fucking around under the bonnet to try to speed things up a bit more. He had bits of code all over the kitchen table and half a database lying on the floor.
He’s gone now, but knowing him he has left the place in a mess. I have tried testing this site but I am bound to have missed something that doesn’t work.
So if you can’t see the site at all, then there is no point in my giving you instructions as you can’t fucking read them. I’m not that daft.
If you can’t comment then bang me an email.
If you notice something else not working then you can either bang me off another email or fix it yourself.
If you have a headache then that has nothing to do with this site. It just means you can’t hold your Friday night booze any more.
If you hear a loud screeching noise, it is probably your missus. Get a divorce.
If you do manage to read this and everything seems to be just fine, then you have witnessed a miracle.
Is it not strange that a couple of thousand years ago, miracles were an every day occurrence, but now they are as rare as an honest politician?