Comments on: Putting out the welcome mat

By: Grandad

Grandad — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 17:23:04 +0000

Anyone who approaches this house with any demand for money is intent on damaging my bank account so that is fair game under the terms of the law.

By: Gammagoblin

Gammagoblin — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:55:57 +0000

All TV licence inspectors carry WMDs, it’s a known fact. David Kelly will testify to that… well, he would have.

By: Sean eile

Sean eile — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:02:13 +0000

Article 51 is it talks about “armed attack”

sure they could be wearing exploding underwear,
and them pert breasts yer wan has could be semtex implants

using the Airport ideas of threat and “armed attack”, its open-ended

By: Grandad

Grandad — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 03:48:28 +0000

Gif - Welcome! I could always claim I thought the intruder was a kick-boxing expert? Or how was I to know they didn't have a concealed weapon?

By: Grandad

Grandad — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 01:39:17 +0000

Haddock – It’s not often that we have something here that causes envy. Usually it’s the other way around. Maybe you lot will follow suit like they did with the smoking ban?

Not Green – I reserve the right to dispatch the septic tank inspectors in the most appropriate way possible.

Cat – Phone in advance, and then enter The Manor with your hands on your head. backwards. You’ll be fine. I hope.

Con – And just wait ’til the next general election! Mwaaahahahahaha!

By: Gif

Gif — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 23:02:49 +0000

Careful – if you stab someone in the back and that someone isn’t carrying any weapons, you could still be done in for using “unreasonable force”. Although; my guess is that a judge/jury will always tend to side with the homeowner, rather than the intruder. There’s not a lot of sympathy for those types.

By: Con O'Sullivan

Con O'Sullivan — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 21:26:08 +0000

There’ll be dead evangelists carpeting the doorways of Ireland before long. I applaud this legislation.

By: cat

cat — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 21:25:13 +0000

dammit! i was going to drop by for tea..too scared to now

By: Not Green

Not Green — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 21:12:46 +0000

Hope you have ‘protected’ the sanctitiy of your septic tank from the proposed Sh!t Inspectors?

By: Captain Haddock

Captain Haddock — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 19:50:33 +0000

I wish to christ that we had such a law in the UK ..

Along with the excellent one you have on making trespass a criminal offence ..

But given the milk-sop attitude of the Westminster goons, I won’t be holding my breath ..