I hate election days.
The only good thing about them is that we will hopefully see the last of those fucking election posters. I am pissed off from endlessly seeing the same faces every time I go out. Is it a prerequisite that you have to be an ugly fucker before you can stand for election? That certainly seems to be the case in my area.
Of course I voted. Several times.
Then I had to move to a different polling station because they were getting suspicious. They must have been using Twitter or something because that place got suspicious too. That is a terrible shame as I still have dozens of polling cards left over.
I take my civic responsibilities very seriously and believe in casting my vote. I know the dead of my parish [and several other parishes] hold the same views and that is why I vote on their behalf.
Just because you are dead, doesn’t mean you don’t still have rights?
I just nipped home for a quick mug of tea and a piss, and I’m off again shortly. I have a busy afternoon ahead of me.
Myself and the lads are going to do the rounds of the stations again. This time we will be having a little distraction from our normal sport.
- Fianna Fáil Candidate – 200 points.
- Green Candidate – 300 points [rarity value].
- Pro government voter – 40 points.
- Any child wearing a FF or Green sticker – 60 points [smaller target].
- Pro-government Independent Candidate – 250 points.
I’m hoping for the County Trophy, so it is going to be a long day.
Wish me luck.
And does anybody want a couple of dozen polling cards?