Comments on: National Emergency Declared http://headrambles.com/2009/05/03/national-emergency-declared/ Rambles around the head of an Irish Grandad Sat, 25 May 2013 20:24:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Nora http://headrambles.com/2009/05/03/national-emergency-declared/#comment-18647 Nora Sun, 03 May 2009 21:25:29 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2009/05/03/national-emergency-declared/#comment-18647 Brianf,

Not too sure about your calculations re Tamiflu and the Democrats. The one who’s minting it with that is Donald Rumsfeld. He’s the one who has stock in it.

]]> By: Grandad http://headrambles.com/2009/05/03/national-emergency-declared/#comment-18646 Grandad Sun, 03 May 2009 16:21:52 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2009/05/03/national-emergency-declared/#comment-18646 Ì accidentally left out a line. My apologies.

Futhermore to provide stability and to prevent congregating at polling stations, all elections for the forseeable future have been cancelled. This legistlation will remain in force for the next twenty years, and will be renewed occasionally.

]]> By: Jim C http://headrambles.com/2009/05/03/national-emergency-declared/#comment-18645 Jim C Sun, 03 May 2009 14:27:59 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2009/05/03/national-emergency-declared/#comment-18645 At first I thought it was all bad news, then I saw it end on a positive note that the government was relocating.

We recently had a school group return from Mexico. Fortunately after a through medical screening they only found 6 varieties of STDs, 12 cases of Diarrhea, and two kids working a mules who had swallowed balloons with a total of 2 KG of cocaine. In other words business as usual.

]]> By: Brianf http://headrambles.com/2009/05/03/national-emergency-declared/#comment-18644 Brianf Sun, 03 May 2009 13:25:50 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2009/05/03/national-emergency-declared/#comment-18644 The more I learn about Fianna Fail the more I think our demoncrat party here takes its cues from them. The only difference I see would be that the demoncrats would give all the Tamiflu to union bosses and donors to their political campaigns first and then sell it, at a reduced price to welfare recipients. Everyone else would have it available at 3000 times the maximum retail price because they’ll tell us there isn’t enough to go around.
They will do all this because 6 kids from a private school in Ct. got the sniffles after returning from spring break in Tijuana.

]]> By: Paddy Bloggit http://headrambles.com/2009/05/03/national-emergency-declared/#comment-18643 Paddy Bloggit Sun, 03 May 2009 12:31:51 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2009/05/03/national-emergency-declared/#comment-18643 That just about sums it up ….perfectly!

]]> By: Maxi Cane http://headrambles.com/2009/05/03/national-emergency-declared/#comment-18642 Maxi Cane Sun, 03 May 2009 11:04:42 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2009/05/03/national-emergency-declared/#comment-18642 The ambulance service in Punchestown yesterday told me that I had the swine flu, so I coughed over the PA system and infected everyone.

40,000 people in one go.

Booya!

]]> By: Susan http://headrambles.com/2009/05/03/national-emergency-declared/#comment-18641 Susan Sun, 03 May 2009 10:33:59 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2009/05/03/national-emergency-declared/#comment-18641 After years of reading Government statements, this is perfectly plausible…could be from the hand of Mr. Taoiseach Himself.

Am I laughing or crying?

]]> By: Grandad http://headrambles.com/2009/05/03/national-emergency-declared/#comment-18640 Grandad Sun, 03 May 2009 10:28:16 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2009/05/03/national-emergency-declared/#comment-18640 Damn. I’m still waiting on my iodine tablets.

]]> By: Primal Sneeze http://headrambles.com/2009/05/03/national-emergency-declared/#comment-18639 Primal Sneeze Sun, 03 May 2009 10:25:23 +0000 http://www.headrambles.com/2009/05/03/national-emergency-declared/#comment-18639 And each household will be issued with a Tamiflu tablet by early 2011.

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