And lo, a shadow lay across the land.
And the Evil Beast did continue to lay waste the Health Service, and the people screamed and died.
For The Beast denied everything. It claimed it knew not of any wrongdoing. It claimed it was someone else’s fault. It claimed it was trying to make things better.
But the people knew The Beast was evil. They knew it wanted only power and money.
“Enough” they cried, “for we are dying and we cannot enter our hospitals, for they are understaffed and run down”
But The Beast called forth its army of Orcs and Trolls from the slime-pits, and they did say it was doing a fine job, and that it could continue to terrorise the land.
And the people wept.