Miracles do happen
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Last June, I wrote about Bernie. She’s a nice person but a bit on the weird side. Whenever I spoke to her, I always felt I was entering a parallel universe. Mine is a world of peace and quiet; of … Continue reading
Monthly Archives: November 2007
Vista onto a horrible view
I can’t decide which is worse – Mary Harney or Windows Vista. They are both fat and over bloated. They use up too many resources. They both promise and fail to deliver. Neither of them does what they’re supposed to … Continue reading
In the shadow of The Beast
And lo, a shadow lay across the land. And the Evil Beast did continue to lay waste the Health Service, and the people screamed and died. For The Beast denied everything. It claimed it knew not of any wrongdoing. It … Continue reading
P.M.S. I Love You
Laptop: You think you’re fucking great. Me: What? Laptop: You and your fucking award. You think you’re the dog’s bollix. Me: What are you on about? Laptop: It’s only a cheap lump of metal. You’re swanning around like it’s a … Continue reading
Show me your pipe
For some reason, a lot of people are asking my advice about pipe smoking. Am I becoming the iconic pipe smoker? Anyway, I’m delighted, as I hate cigarettes. They are unhealthy, messy and they smell foul. Really there is nothing … Continue reading