One of these years, I’ll be going to meet my maker.
I’m not being morbid. It’s a fact, and I’m quite happy about it.
But the chances are, I’ll be going sooner than you lot.
There are quite a few questions I want to ask God when I get there. I might have a moment or two with Him before they realise I’m in the wrong place and throw me out. So I’m compiling a list, so that I won’t forget any. If I get the answers, I’ll post them on this blog. Here goes…
Exactly how big is infinity, and don’t give me that ‘forever’ guff?
Where do all those odd socks go to?
Who did shoot John F Kennedy?
What’s beyond the Universe?
What was there before you invented time?
What are wasps for?
Why did you allow George W?
Why did you give our bodies two of most things but only one heart and one brain? The most important bits!
How did you fit ALL the animals in an ark, and how did you stop them eating each other?
Why don’t insurance companies sue you for “Acts of God”?
If we are all descended from Adam and Eve and their children then we must all be the result of incest. Isn’t that bad?
Did you invent PMT for the laugh?
There are lots more, but I can’t think of them at the moment. I’ll add them as I remember them.
Do you have any questions you’d like asked?